Soup the Comic Strip by Alun Clewe
Comic strip for March 7 2024.
PANEL ONE: The champion looks on as Xaga walks off to the side. DeVallon is in front of them also watching. XAGA: I'll start the summoning. You keep him busy. PANEL TWO: Xaga, in the foreground, keeps walking, while the champion calls after her. CHAMPION: How exactly am I supposed to “keep busy” an immaterial being I can't physically affect in any way? XAGA: I'll try to hurry. PANEL THREE: Angle on DeVallon, with the champion just visible in the foreground. DEVALLON: That's right, that's right. There's nothing you can do to stop me. PANEL FOUR: Front view of DeVallon. DEVALLON: My capabilities have grown since last we met. I can do more now than just possess children. MUCH more. PANEL FIVE: Closer on DeVallon. DEVALLON: And whatever it is you're up to, there's no way you're going to be able to pull it off before I— PANEL SIX: DeVallon, in front of the champion, looks off panel, startled. XAGA (off panel): Finished! DEVALLON: What?
March 7 2024

So did I get at least one of the two fixes to the mobile version of the site done yesterday that I said I was going to set a goal to do? Well, if you're checking this strip today on your mobile device then you already know the answer, but you're not, because nobody is, because I still haven't done anything to publicize the comic. So I'll tell you the answer (which actually I still would have had to do even if there were people checking the strip today, for the benefit of those who are reading this later). No, of course not, because I am incompetent and never get anything done.

Today I'll get at least one of those things done. Today for sure. Well, 84% sure. Maybe 62%. Look, I'm going to try. Or I'm going to try to make myself try.