PANEL ONE:
Erlak introduces the champion toa god and goddess sitting at a table.
ERLAK: And this is Halele, God of the Ocean, and !Haadi, Goddess of trade.
HALELE: Hey.
!HAADI: Hello.
PANEL TWO:
Angle on the champion and Erlak.
CHAMPION: Are you going to be introducing me to every god in this place?
ERLAK: Nah...just the ones that I'm pretty sure won't insult me to my face.
CHAMPION: I'm...not sure I want to know just how few that is...
PANEL THREE:
Erlak introduces the champion to another goddess.
ERLAK: This is Amanalwo, Goddess of Childbirth. So...I guess you should pray to her if you ever have a kid.
PANEL FOUR:
Angle on the champion and Erlak.
ERLAK: Or...I mean...if you ever get married, and your wife, you know, I guess she'd be the one giving birth...though if you wanted to, Amanalwo could probably arrange it...
CHAMPION: I'll pass, thanks.
PANEL FIVE:
Erlak introduces the champion to yet another god.
ERLAK: And this is Le–Dar, God of Secrets. But don't tell anyone.
PANEL SIX:
Angle on Erlak, with the champion in the foreground.
ERLAK: Get it? Don't tell anyone? Like it's a secret? 'cause he's the god of—
CHAMPION: What there is to get, I got.
PANEL SEVEN:
Erlak introduces the champion to a purple-skinned goddess.
ERLAK: And this is Juquique, Goddess of Bealtherilk.
PANEL EIGHT:
Close on the champion and Erlak; Erlak is whispering to the champion.
CHAMPION: What's “Bealtherilk”?
ERLAK: I'm not really sure, but I've never felt comfortable asking.
PANEL NINE:
Erlak introduces the champion to still another god.
ERLAK: This is Chin Tso, God of Filth. He's...actually a good guy once you get to know him.
CHAMPION: I'll just take your word for that.
PANEL TEN:
Erlak introduces the champion to a noseless, gray-skinned goddess.
ERLAK: And this is Dadeia, Goddess of Escapes.
CHAMPION: Great. If this goes on much longer I'm going to be praying to her.
April 21 2024